Drew calls his wife, Susan, and they put her on the air to address a question Adam has for her about Drew's upcoming birthday party. Adam tells a story about a peculiar bachelor's party experience (Adam: "this is the night I met my stripper girlfriend"). Adam tells a great story about a satellite-interview-gone-wrong they both did earlier that morning. They spend a while speaking with and about a girl with quite a lot of problems. Adam tells a story (again), which turns into a rant about cops, about a car crash that happened near his house earlier that day.